This is the primary website for Sage The Bad Naturalist!

I learned very basic HTML and CSS to make it, no dragging, dropping, templates, or "AI" were involved in the making. Obviously.
Because it's hideous.
No self-respecting robot would've done this. Go on, f12 me, it's a disaster backstage.

Here you'll find my video citations, further reading, and similar such desperate pleas to encourage scientific reading.

This site is still very much under construction. Feel free to email me with advice on improvement!

When revenue permits, this site is where I will be putting neat stuff that doesn't make sense to put elsewhere, like a daily photo update of my slime mold to see what she's up to when you're bored! Also my Youtube videos. I'll teach ya how to torrent me and use an RSS feed!

There's plenty of cool internet and computer left out there to enjoy, if only you know how to look.